Looking to win your next ambrose event? Is there someone in your usual foursome who isn’t pulling their weight? Well, boy, do we have the perfect solution for you.
Hire a ring-in. That’s right, a ring-in.
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A pro golfer took to Facebook Marketplace to offer his services as a “scramble (ambrose) team partner”. Thanks to Pro Shop’s Chad Mumm for spotting this fun little nugget:
Okay guys, which one of you is selling yourself as a scramble partner on FB marketplace? 😂 pic.twitter.com/NddzeKgHlI
— Chad Mumm (@chadmumm) April 28, 2026
Although, your opponents might not thing it’s so fun if you show up with this guy and win. “I am a professional golfer looking to get money to pay for tournaments,” the ad reads. “I can be a great addition to your scramble team and I usually don’t have tournaments on Mondays.” Hey, you’d be helping out an aspiring tour pro as well.
OK, so you have to be in the LA-area to hire the guy we’re talking about, but he seems legit. And, yes, the ad is real. He also includes a video of his swing:

And some very impressive Trackman numbers:

We won’t totally blow up the guy’s spot, but if you’re interested, you can find the ad easily. And for only $US100, that’s less than the cost of most caddies on American courses these days. What a steal! Although, you might be accused of actually stealing if you win an event with him.