Due to COVID-19 many golf courses stopped putting out water coolers, but slowly they’re making their way back. Those structures they go in, however, have remained out there for the most part. And now we know to be careful around them. Very, very careful.

The video you’re about to see is one of the most horrifying things we’ve ever come across. Keep in mind, we don’t usually come across horrifying things here at AGD, where we enjoy focusing on petty golf feuds and Aussie pros engaging in long-drive sing-a-longs. But a SNAKE hiding around a water cooler? Sorry, but that’s HORRIFYING.

Anyway, check out this video, if you have the stomach for it. And if it’s a hard pass for you, we understand.

https://twitter.com/rehbirdie/status/1397571961908248577?s=20

“All of a sudden, I feel a little tickle on my finger”?! No, no, no, no, NO! That’s absolute nightmare fuel for any golfer.

I’m sure there will be people out there who say, “Why that’s just a little greenback!” (Or some other snake name. I don’t even want to know actual snake names.) “That thing is harmless!” Doesn’t matter. Nothing you can say can convince us that entire course needs to be burned to the ground now.

If this video has scarred you for life, we apologise. But we had to share it to provide the following important – and dare we say life-saving – PSA: Bring your own water to the golf course.