Finding the perfect phrase for when the final putt drops is hard. Trust us, we tried…
Abraham Ancer
“Abraham answers the bell at Augusta National!”
Justin Rose
“A rose blooms among the azaleas – a Justin Rose!”
Bryson DeChambeau
“Finally, science we can all agree on! DeChambeau wins!”
Brooks Koepka
“Brooks was here, finds a ‘Shawshank Redemption’ of his own!”
Beau Hossler
“A rising tide lifts all Beaus! Hossler wins!”
Viktor Hovland
“From Norway, a new way to victory!”
Chesson Hadley
“Chesson not checkers Hadley is your 2022 grand master!”
Rory McIlroy
“From the Emerald Isle to an emerald jacket, Rory has it easy being green!”
Kevin Na
“Kevin Na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye!”
Matthew Wolff
“Matthew Wolff leads the pack at the Masters!”
Cameron Smith
“Business on the front nine, party on the back. Cameron Smith is your Masters
champion!”
Xander Schauffele
“X marks the spot! Schauffele digs deep for an Augusta treasure!”
Illustration by Neil Jamieson
