Golf course fights. They’re almost hotter than Bryson right now. Everywhere you look, American golfers are turning their serene country clubs into backyard brawls, including these smooth-brained knuckle-draggers, who used Father’s Day in America last Sunday as a perfect opportunity to teach their kids how not to act when they grow up. [Warning: NSFW language ahead].

A Ronald McDonald family reunion has fewer clowns than this. But if you think a six-way golf course rumble on Father’s Day is dumb, just wait until you hear what started it.

Unbelievable. Imagine thinking you’re owed a four-foot gimme for the match so completely and deeply that you’re willing to punch another person in the face over it – especially after you just proved you shouldn’t be given the putt by bricking it. The mind boggles.

All The Rage

Needless to say, we hope these stooges walked away with a couple of concussions, a few broken hands and a missing tooth or two. We wouldn’t wish violence on anybody, but the longer these guys are off the golf course, the better.