DANNY Willett’s brother is at it again, but instead of tweeting hilarious sledges at Jordan Spieth during The Masters, P.J. Willett has taken aim at “pudgy, basement-dwelling” American golf fans who he believes can hurt Team Europe’s Ryder Cup chances.
P.J. came to the attention to the golf world when he famously live tweeted during his brother’s charge towards a maiden Major at Augusta in April, slamming Spieth for taking too long to line up putts.
Now, writing for the NationalClubGolfer.com, P.J. didn’t hold anything back when describing his hatred of loud American golf fans, insisting Team Europe need to silence the “Baba Booey-screaming” crowds at Hazeltine.
“Team USA have only won five of the last 16 Ryder Cups,” he wrote. “Four of those five victories have come on home soil. For the Americans to stand a chance of winning, they need their baying mob of imbeciles to caress their egos every step of the way. Like one of those brainless bastards from your childhood, the one that pulled down your shorts during the school’s Christmas assembly (f**k you, Paul Jennings), they only have the courage to keg you if they’re backed up by a giggling group of reprobates. Team Europe needs to shut those groupies up.
They need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hotdog so they can scream ‘Baba booey’ until their jelly faces turn red.
They need to stun the angry, unwashed, Make America Great Again swarm, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and belting out a mini-erection inducing ‘mashed potato,’ hoping to impress their cousin.
They need to smash the obnoxious dads, with their shiny teeth, Lego man hair, medicated ex-wives, and resentful children. Squeezed into their cargo shorts and boating shoes, they’ll bellow ‘get in the hole’ whilst high-fiving all the other members of the Dentists’ Big Game Hunt Society.”
