Pat Perez and his $11,000 toilet ($US8,000). Or, rather, Pat and Ashley Perez’s $11,000 toilet.

Apparently, Pat has put his wife in charge of interior decorating and the couple will now have a chamber pot fit for a King and Queen. Check this thing out:

“Ever seen an $8,000 toilet before? Now you have,” Ashley wrote on Instagram.

“Welcomes you by motion sensor… opens and turns on… warms your feet… warms your booty… sings to you. Washes you. Massages you. Dries you. And automatically flushes, closes and turns off when you get up.”

Does anyone need to be massaged or have their feet warmed while doing his/her business?

Of course not. But it sure sounds luxurious.

Considering Perez’s recent $10K Vegas dinner bill, getting this magical toilet for less seems like a steal.