Finally, a social-media meal post with substance.
If this was a normal Masters week, Tiger Woods would have celebrated his 2019 triumph at Augusta National on Tuesday night by hosting the annual Champions Dinner. However, these are not normal times, which is why the 15-time Major winner, like the rest of the world, is in quarantine.
But that didn’t stop Woods from toasting his win in style, as evidenced by this photo posted to his Twitter and Instagram accounts:
Masters Champions Dinner quarantine style. Nothing better than being with family. pic.twitter.com/xPK769CWCf
— Tiger Woods (@TigerWoods) April 7, 2020
The rare instance where the internet produced something of merit. Forget tales that vaccines may be on the way; THIS is the light our world desperately needs.
In fact, we couldn’t contain our joy to just one observation, so here’s 12 of them.
1.) For those planning a wedding, don’t spend any time fighting on centrepieces. You’re not beating Tiger’s sterling replica of the Masters trophy.
2.) Tiger’s smile, which 100 percent says, “That’s right, I won the %&*#ing Masters.”
3.) Tiger going full Don Johnson with the T-shirt/green jacket combo.
4.) Dog looking at desserts.
5.) Dog looking off camera.
7.) A glimpse of Tiger’s backyard golf layout, instilling instant envy to those trapped in an apartment. Or just general envy for, you know, OWNING A GOLF HOLE IN HIS BACKYARD.
8.) Seriously, I need the number for Tiger’s landscaping guy. Gardening is immaculate.
9.) The quarantine beard. We’ve seen worse.
10.) SO many desserts! Too many, in fact. There’s an 80 percent chance “Should we be concerned about Tiger’s diet?” is something breakfast television will tackle tomorrow.
11.) The fact the finest table settings are out for a dinner that appears to be fajitas and sushi.
12.) In all honesty, the genuine happiness emanating from the family. Tiger Woods went through hell. So is the world right now. Doesn’t mean we can’t stop and still smell the roses.