As the old saying goes, to the victor go the spoils. But whoever said that first couldn’t have envisioned this one particular prize recently received by an LPGA winner.
Gemma Dryburgh won the 2022 Toto Japan Classic on the LPGA Tour, but only recently did she receive part of her prize: a Toto toilet. That’s right, a toilet. But apparently, this isn’t just any toilet. It sings. It dances. And, yes, it does normal toilet stuff.
“I put it on hold, to be fair, because I was in a very small apartment before,” Dryburgh told The Scotsman. “But now I’ve moved into a house, so I got it delivered and that is very exciting.”
So exciting, in fact, that Gemma says she’s set up the porcelain prize as a “bit of a shrine” for now despite it not actually being installed yet. “But we plugged it in and it was even opening when you walked past it, so we had to unplug the most-talked about toilet in golf for now.” Have a look at her loo:
A trophy toilet. What a world. Practise hard, kids, and one day you might earn one for your house as well.
