Remember that ‘Seinfeld’ episode (yes, I’m old) where George gets caught by TV cameras attacking an ice cream sundae at the U.S. Open like a grizzly bear waking up from hibernation? If not, let’s refresh your memory.
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It’s a hilarious (and mortifying) moment for ol’ Georgie boy, who fortunately was just a fictional sitcom character. The same can’t be said for this golf fan, however, who ecplised Costanza’s ravenous hunger on Thursday at the FedEx St. Jude Championship when she was seen on PGA Tour Live QUADRUPLE fisting corn dogs with a tenancity that suggested this wasn’t her first corn-dog rodeo. Let’s go to the tape.
You never know what you are going to see on @PGATOURLIVE…
We have a QUADRUPLE FISTING CORNDOG sighting! pic.twitter.com/XOVjhxcNtW
— Jake Marsh (@PMTsportsbiz) August 15, 2024
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Electric stuff. She’s got a platoon of napkins clutched in each hand and two corn dogs per fist for even ballast. She’s moving with the purposeful pace of a seasoned mall walker, and if you’re thinking about sneaking a bite of those breaded beauties, don’t. That trucker mesh screams “concealed carry.” That didn’t stop the announcers from having some fun, though. “She’s making sure nobody’s going to catch her,” they shouted into the mic like the Norwegian broadcast team after a Viktor Hovland win. “She’s going to eat all four of those corn dogs!”
Whether or not that’s true, we’ll never know, but one this is certain: The best moment of the FedEx Cup Playoffs has already come and gone. Everyone else is now playing for second place.
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This article was originally published on golfdigest.com
