The Masters, in all its flower-loving, cheese-worshipping glory, is upon us, and with it comes the ultimate question: Who do you want to take home the green jacket?

For many a Majors-only golf fan, this has been a sticky proposition in the [gulp] post-Tiger era. Rory blew it, DJ is still trying, and Spieth just missed the back-to-back, but with a full field of new names and capital-N Narratives all begging to slip into that 42 extra-long come Sunday, the decision is about as stressful as a four-footer for par. Thankfully, we’re here to help in the only way we know how: with bright colours and pretty pictures.

So without further ado, we present the Masterful Masters Contender Flow Chart – your handy, dandy guide to shouting at the TV all weekend long.