The doorbell is ringing, the turkey is in the oven, and the whole damn golf world is coming for Thanksgiving. So what should you expect from your favorite golfers-turned-terrifying Turkey Day archetypes? As it turns out, a little bit of everything (and A LOT bickering too).
Most likely to complain about his seat: Patrick Reed
Most hungover: Shane Lowry
The dietary restrictions minefield: Gary Player
Killed the turkey himself: Brian Harman
Has been giving you a scientific explanation of tryptophan for 10 consecutive minutes now: Bryson DeChambeau
Just burned down the garage with his zero-gravity turkey fryer: Has anybody seen Bryson? He was here just a second ago…
Most over-the-top blessing before dinner: Jim Nantz
Can’t wait to tell you about his Detroit Lions parlays: Phil Mickelson
Just kicked nana in the head: Also Phil
High kicking over @chrisodonnell. Why? Because I can! pic.twitter.com/aBizaPq4PW
— Phil Mickelson (@PhilMickelson) August 30, 2018
Says your wine would be “good to cook with”: Miguel Angel Jimenez
Split his pants during the backyard football game: Tom Kim
The too-much-PDA couple: Molliwood
Stormed out when the discussion turned to politics: Rory McIlroy
Just ate the last roll: John Daly
Only shows up for the major holidays: Brooks Koepka
Pulled up in his Ferrari though it’s a blizzard: Ian Poulter
Playing dead-leg and making fart noises in the middle of grace: JT and Max Homa
Need a tour guide on your next safari?
@MaxHoma found out that @JustinThomas34 is the guy 😂 pic.twitter.com/SukD2OFCec— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) November 5, 2023
Guy who’s STILL not done with dinner: Kevin Na
Is actually going to make everyone say what they’re thankful for: Jay Monahan
This article was originally published on golfdigest.com
